I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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