idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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