i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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