Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need to sanitize my soul.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
