we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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