I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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