fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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