There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
