New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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