You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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