sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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