a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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