theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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