Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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