shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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