i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
