if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Even my vagina gasped.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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