Me too!
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize