i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
