it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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