Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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