Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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