Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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