what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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