His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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