shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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