R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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