She said her name was "party"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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