There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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