There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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