I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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