I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the liver wants what the liver wants
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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