therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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