we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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