If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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