forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
