My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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