Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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