My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so let's talk penis.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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