Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
sarcasm needs its own font
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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