Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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