I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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