did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize