May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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