If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I believe in your delicious
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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