girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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