im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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