my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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