I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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