His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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