I want to stick my p in your. b.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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