Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Someone signed my nipple.
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