I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Can I color on your dick again?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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