i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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