just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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