do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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