I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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