I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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